Plot in a Nutshell: Yoko Nanjo, once believed to be an orphan, has just been reunited with her father in their creepy mansion in the woods. Despite her father's joy at her return, everyone else at the mansion is not so pleased. It would seem that they have moved on with another child... and that is when the mystery begins to unfold.
Sneadal's Rating: 2/5 Bones. 2/10 Screams. 10/10 LOLS.
I know I have said that we should not judge a movie based on it's title alone.. but oh lawd. Tamami, Tamami, Tamami. It was a B film, and you could see it coming from a mile away. I was almost decieved, however, by the first 51 minutes of (MOSTLY) boring-ness. If you make it that far through it, you are in for a real rib-tickling treat. Tamami is most definitely the picture of a jealous sister; the Jan Brady of Japan. Not only is she jealous, she is hellbent on destroying everyone in her way, and boy does she get a kick out of it. Not to mention, this kid is stunning. I must reinvent her myself. It seems like the director took an alien fetus, cut off it's arms, gave it a Japanese hair cut, and stapled a Wallmaster (a monster from Zelda) onto it. Then they took that and merged the body with Blanket from The Brave Little Toaster, and gave it the gifts of flying and invincibility. I most definitely suggest watching the latter half of it, because honestly, I've never seen anything like it.
Seriously, you should check it out.. at least, the last 51 minutes. :P
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